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It’s A Website

By A Human Person

BUT WHY?
Vanity. Mostly Vanity.
FOR WHO?
The Lucky Ones.
WHY AGAIN?
Because You Can’t
Stop a Designer from
Acting Self-Important
On The World Wide Web.
RATED TV-MA FOR SEX APPEAL

DESIGN

WRIGGLING INTO THE PLEASURE CENTER OF YOUR BRAIN TO TRIGGER ACTION ON BEHALF OF OUR CAPITALIST OVERLORDS.
THOUGHTS WITHOUT PRAYERS

ARTICLES

PROVIDING OPINIONS SOLUTIONS NO ONE ASKED FOR TO PROBLEMS NO ONE INTENDS TO EVER ATTEMPT TO FIX.
THE BEST PART

ALL ABOUT ME

SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST BECAUSE IF I LED WITH MY RADIANT BEAUTY EVERYTHING ELSE WOULD WITHER IN COMPARISON.